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  •  MAAFI NAAMA
    MAAFI NAAMA
    Asslam-o-Alaikum 15 Shaban Ki Raat Anqareeb Hai.

    Is Raat Main Allah Taala Ki Bargah Mai
    Aamal Namy Pesh Kiye Jaty Hain.

    Is Liye Main Aapse Tah-e-Dil Se Muafi Mangta Hon.

    Meri Har Us Cheez Ki Jis Se Aapko Takleef Pohnchi Ho
    Ya Dukh Hua Ho Ya Gheebat Kar Di Ho.

    Aap Mujhe Muaf Kar Den. Or Maine Bhi Aapko Muaf Kya.

    Talib-e-Dua
    Wasiq Ansari

    Posted in Category: Islamic SMS By: Wasiq Ansari On: Friday, July 30, 2010
  •  Ek Baat Bolun
    Ek Baat Bolun.


    Naraz Mat Hona.


    Bol dun.


    Mai Tum Se.

    Bohaat



    Pyar.








    Se Keh raha hun msg Kardo

    Warna...

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        |-=|\     
        /"'\  
    "'   "'   '"

    Aaya e Vatta...!

    Posted in Category: Send Me SMS By: Ariese On: Friday, July 30, 2010
  •  Yaad Rakhna
    Zindagi ki Har FIZAON men Yaad Rakhna

    Dil se jo nikle un SADAON men Yaad Rakhna

    Ye Tohfa bohat hey MERE liye

    Khaloos-e-dil se "DUAON" Main Yaad Rakhna.

    Posted in Category: Dua / Prayers SMS By: Love Guru On: Friday, July 30, 2010
  •  Aase Pyar Karte Hain
    "AAJ" tak jo "HUM" Tum se keh Na Sake

    "AAJ WAZAHT" se "IQRAR" Karte hen

    Jise Tum "ROZ" dekhte ho "AAINAY" Mai

    Usse "HUM" "BEPANAH PYAR" Karte Hen.

    Posted in Category: Urdu Love SMS By: Sufi On: Friday, July 30, 2010
  •  Tumhara naam phool rakhun
    Tumhara naam phool rakhun to bikhar jao gi

    Tumhara naam dil rakhun to toot jao gi

    Lo Tumhara naam


    Light Rakh diya

    Jub chor kar jaogi 1 Ghante baad Ajaogi :-)

    Posted in Category: Load Shedding SMS By: Jahan On: Friday, July 30, 2010
  •  Aik Surgeon Ne Operation
    Aik Surgeon Ne Mamoli Operation K Liey 5 Lakh Fees Mangi

    To Mareez Bola: Sahab Itne Paison Mein To Aik Nai Car Aa Jae Gi.



    Surgeon: Wohi To Leni Hai.

    Posted in Category: Urdu Funny Jokes By: Seema On: Friday, July 30, 2010
  •  Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon
    Wife: Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon
    Talaaq Ka Notice Bhej Doongi!



    Husband: Ja Ja Chali Ja Meethi Meethi Baatein Ker K
    Khush Krne Ki Koshish Mat Ker.

    Posted in Category: Marriage jokes By: Water On: Friday, July 30, 2010
  •  Mukhlis hon
    Mukhlis hon, her Kisi k Sath Rehta Hon,

    Shayd isi liye khali hath rehta hon,

    Mera Ehsas-e-Muhobat Itna Wese hai,

    Tery baghar b Tery Sath Rehta Hon.

    Posted in Category: Missing You SMS By: Tina On: Friday, July 30, 2010
  •  Buhat Udaas tha Manzar
    Buhat Udaas tha Manzar Chiragh Bujhnay ka FARAZ



    Lipat k Ro Diya Mein Bhi Hawa k Jhonkay Se....

    Posted in Category: Faraz Jokes By: Humara On: Friday, July 30, 2010
  •  Meri HOBBY
    Aap ko MISS Karna Meri HOBBY

    Aap ka KHAYAL Rakhna meri JOB

    Aap ko KHUSH rakhna Mera DREAM

    Aap k liye DUA karna meri DUTY

    &

    Aap ko TANG krna MERA PYAR...

    Posted in Category: Urdu Love SMS By: Saba On: Friday, July 30, 2010
  •  Faqeer To Lady
    Faqeer To Lady:

    Khuda k Naam pe baji mujhe 10 rupe de do

    Varna mujhe 1 Aisa khofnaak kaam karna parega
    Jis k khayaal se hi meri ruh kanp jati hai

    Aur mere rongte khare ho jate hain

    Lady khofzada ho k 10 rupe deti hai

    Aur darte darte puchti hai koun sa kaam baba?





    Faqeer: Mehnat, Mazduri.

    Posted in Category: Urdu Funny Jokes By: Ruman Qamar On: Friday, July 30, 2010
  •  Honay walay khud hi
    Honay walay khud hi apnay ho jate hain...!!

    kisi ko keh kar apna banaya nahi jata....!

    Posted in Category: Urdu Shayari SMS By: shahzad On: Tuesday, July 27, 2010
  •  Hum ne dheka ha
    Hum ne dheka ha baharon me chaman ko jalte,

    ha koi khwab ki tabeer batany wala.

    Posted in Category: Urdu Shayari SMS By: Naina On: Tuesday, July 27, 2010
  •  Hamnasheen kaise bataon
    Hamnasheen kaise bataon jazba-e-ulfat kya hai,

    khud bataye gi mohbat mohabat kya hai,

    Posted in Category: Urdu Shayari SMS By: Umair Aslam On: Tuesday, July 27, 2010
  •  Taqdeer kay mazmoon pr
    Taqdeer kay mazmoon pr kya soach rahay ho...

    Tum nay kabhi putli ka tamaasha nahin daikha...!

    Posted in Category: Urdu Shayari SMS By: Speedo On: Tuesday, July 27, 2010
  •  Sao bar qateel muhabat se
    Sao bar qateel muhabat se takty hein dar o dewar hmen,

    Ham se hy nikhaar makano ka hum pathr hein buniyadon k!

    Posted in Category: Urdu Shayari SMS By: Saba On: Tuesday, July 27, 2010
  •  Naram Naram pholon ka
    Naram Naram pholon ka russ nichor laity hain,

    pathar k dil hoty hain titliyon k seeny ma!

    Posted in Category: Urdu Shayari SMS By: asif khan On: Tuesday, July 27, 2010
  •  Shahid Afridi ke zehn mein
    SHAHID AFRIDI KE ZEHN MEIN KIA H0TA HAI

    Mere zehan mein hy bht kuch jese pakistan ke liye harna

    Australia ke samne bacha ban jana
    Jab team har jaey to motor bike pr bhagnaMere zehn pe ye sab kuch siwae jetne ki preshani ke.....
    Kiun ke mein istamal krta hun f-16 naswar

    ZABARDAST;-):-D

    Posted in Category: Urdu Funny Jokes By: shahzad On: Tuesday, July 27, 2010
  •  Shabaan
    My Name is Shabaan.

    I am advising U that my Neighbour Ramadaan will be
    Visiting U soon.
    With his Wife Roza & 2 kids Sehri & Iftaar.

    They will be accompanied by 3 Grandchildren
    Rahmat, Barakat & Tawba.

    They will leave after 30 days by Eid Airlines.

    Treasure them & u will be blessed.

    Posted in Category: Ramadan Day SMS By: Rohi On: Tuesday, July 27, 2010
  •  Aapke Bina So Nahi Sakte
    Dosti k Rishte Kabhi Bewafa ho Nahi Sakte,

    Hum apnose khafa ho nhi Sakte,
    Aap beshak Humein Bhula kar so jao,

    Hum Aapko yad kye Bina So Nahi Sakte.
    Good Night;-)

    Posted in Category: Good Night SMS By: Ruman Qamar On: Sunday, July 25, 2010