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Total SMS in English Funny Jokes: 214
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Total Comment posted in English Funny Jokes: 14
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- First Silent Film
Teacher: Which Was The First Silent Film In URDU?
Student: If The Film Was Silent, How Could You Know It Was URDU. :-)
Submitted in: English Funny Jokes
By: Jonathon On: 7/6/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- importance of a friend........
A rose is always a rose whather its in a golden pot,in the garden or in the dustbin.
same way u will alwayz be my friend whether u r in central jail,in zoo or in the mental hospital.
Submitted in: English Funny Jokes
By: gaurav On: 6/10/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Difference
What is the Difference B/W Mortein Spray & Body Spray?
If U use Mortein spray U will die
If U don't use body spray People will die.
Submitted in: English Funny Jokes
By: Ahsan On: 6/6/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- I Love u Chiknay..
Boy + Girl = Love
Boy + Girl + Love = Marriage
Boy + Girl + Marriage = Child
Boy + Girl + Child = Family
Boy + Girl + Child + Family = Problem
But
Boy + Boy = No Marrige
Boy + Boy = No Child
Boy + Boy = No Family,
Boy + Boy = No Problem
So,
East or West
Being gay is the best.
I Love u Chiknay..
Submitted in: English Funny Jokes
By: Rooman On: 4/24/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- High Blood Pressure
Major Rohail:
Dude EGGS are extra salty today…
Tooo much Salt..why?
.
.
Waiter:
Sir hen is suffring from high blood
Pressure
Submitted in: English Funny Jokes
By: Mohsin On: 4/17/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Joke
Joke of the Century . . . .
Once Upon A Time There Was A Country that Claimed To Be A Nuclear Power, But Did Not Have Electric Power:-D:-D:-D
Submitted in: English Funny Jokes
By: Ariese Ansari On: 4/3/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Coffee & Wine Shop
What is the difference between a Coffee Shop and a Wine Shop ?
Simple...
Coffee Shop is the Beginning of Love and Wine Shop is the ending of Love.
Submitted in: English Funny Jokes
By: shahzad On: 4/1/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Early in the morning
One day a fisherman got up very early in the morning
There was not enough sunlight to get into the sea
He saw a pack of stones...
To pass time He started throwing the stone into the sea
While having the last stone in the hand
The sun came up then he saw that the stone was a diamond
He felt for his misfortune of throwing all of them into the sea ..
Moral:
Don't get up early in the morning . . .
Submitted in: English Funny Jokes
By: Humara On: 3/18/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- Word Of Wisdom
Word Of Wisdom
"Attitude & Ego Are Like Underwear,
You Should Have It But You Should Not Show It Unless You Are SUPERMAN/WOMAN..." :p
Submitted in: English Funny Jokes
By: samsaiman On: 2/25/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- An Idea
An Idea Can Change Your Life But, A Woman can change your IDEA..
So, Always change Women to change IDEAS...
WHAT AN IDEA!
Submitted in: English Funny Jokes
By: bhandi On: 2/25/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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( Wednesday, January 21, 2009 )
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( Sunday, November 23, 2008 )
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( Sunday, November 23, 2008 )
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( Sunday, November 23, 2008 )
Marriage
One day one man went to die that time another man saw him.
He asked Why are u going to die.
The man replied that "I am going to get married.It is better to suicide than living with my wife"
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