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Attention:
13 July 2009 se SMS Service ko F.I.A Cyber Crime Cell k Under main de diya gaya hai.
Aur Woh Har SMS ko chek kernegay. Jiske naam SIM hogi usi k naam pe FIR katay gi.
So Please Government k khilaaf koi bhi SMS send ya forward na karen. Be Careful and Never forget.
Is link pe ja kar aap News chek kar saktay hain.
www.bbc.co.uk/urdu/pakistan/2009/07/090713_syber_crime_nj.shtml
ISLAMABAD: The government announced on Sunday that sending indecent, provocative and ill-motivated stories and text messages through e-mails and mobile telephone Short Messaging Service (SMS) was an offence under the Cyber Crime Act (CCA) and its violators could be sent behind bars for 14 years.
An official announcement by the interior ministry said that the government was launching a campaign against circulation of what it called ill-motivated and concocted stories through emails and text messages against civilian leadership and security forces.
www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/dawn-content-library/dawn/news/sci-tech/16-punishment-for-indecent-sms-and-emails-hs-03
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- President zardari
President zardari HAJ krne geya jb wo shetaan ko pathr marne lga to awaz aai,
ABBU.
Ap se ye umeed nahi thi. ;-)
Submitted in: Geo Or Jeenay Do Jokes
By: Sumbul On: 6/17/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Naya Madari
Naya tamasha naya madari
Asif Zardari Asif Zardari
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Gutter main jae qoom ye sari
Asif Zardari asif Zardari
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Mesak-e-Jhamuriat kis ne phari
Asif Zardari Asif Zardari
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Aamir ko lat kis ne mari
Asif Zardari Asif Zardari
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Kis ke hai aajara-dari
Asif Zardari Asif Zardari
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Kon hai sb se bara beupari
Asif Zardari Asif Zardari
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"Asif Zardari" kesi bemari
Hy O Raba Qoom ye Bechari
Submitted in: Geo Or Jeenay Do Jokes
By: Dr SmS On: 6/6/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- 32 chli gai
(Ghazal ka unwan hai 32 chli gai)
5 dn milay zndgi k mgr?
Guzray he thay abi 4 k 32 chali gaiee..
Kal wapda k daftr meeting thee kuch khas!
Honay lgi tkraar k 32 chli gai..
Moat ki trah iska b wakt na rha:-(
Eid ki shpng or bhra bazar k 32 chali gai..
Skool time or wapda ki zhaant?
Nashta honay laga tyar k 32 chali gai..
Shadi walay din bray khush thay hm!;-)
Glay parnay lgay thay haar k 32 chali gai..
Zardari k baad tareef k qabil wapda walay**
Koi bho tehwaar k 32 chali gai..
32 rahi toh fir milen gay jnab!
Mahaawra badl gya sarkar Q k..
32 chli gai...:-P
Submitted in: Geo Or Jeenay Do Jokes
By: khan On: 4/18/2010 | SMS Length: 4 Message(s)
- Just Imagine
Just Imagine
Sara Palin Divorce Hr Current Hubby & Get Marriage With Zardari.
Palin Becomes Vice President Of USA
Then Zardari Kills Palin & Change The Will & Which Says:
"Zardari Will Become The Next President Of USA After My Death"
And Eventually Zardari Becomes President Of US.
After 6 Months Of Palin's Death:
Bilawal Changes His Name To
"Bilawal Bhutto Palin Zardari"
Then US Will Be Ours. :-)
Geo Zardari.
Submitted in: Geo Or Jeenay Do Jokes
By: chandgenious On: 4/10/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- GA ALTAF GA MQM.
Mahajir meri qoam hai,
Pakistan meri pehchan hai,
MQM meri jamaat hai,
PATANG mera nishaan hai,
Sindh ka jo RAJA hai,
ALTAF uska nam hai,
Hum uske sathi hain,
Aman humara peghaam hai,
Maut se hum darte nhi,
Maut bhi hairaan hai,
Dushman tera ALTAF khud bhi pareshan hai,
Dil chahta hai duniya jala don QUAID ki khatir,
Phr awaaz aati hai ye "MUTTAHIDA KA PAKISTAN HAI"
GA ALTAF GA MQM.
Submitted in: Geo Or Jeenay Do Jokes
By: Pieces On: 3/31/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- Dad 2 Sal Hogye
Bilawal: Dad 2 Sal Hogye Humen Miskeen Hoe,
Mama K Qatilon Ka Q Pata Nai Chala?
Zardari: Beta Abi Tk To Miskeen Ho,
Qatil Ka Pata Chala To Yateem Bhi Ho Jao Gey. :-)
Submitted in: Geo Or Jeenay Do Jokes
By: Rohi On: 3/30/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Zardari Vs Bill Gates
I Studied Everything But Never Topped,
And Today the Toppers of the Best Universities are My Employees.
(Bill Gates)
Neither I Topped Nor I Studied Anything,
But today I'm the Prospective President of Pakistan.
(Zardari)
Submitted in: Geo Or Jeenay Do Jokes
By: Asad Siddiqui On: 3/30/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Petrol prices
Petrol prices r reduced by
0.64 Rs/ltr
Hum Zardari sahib k behad shukr guzar he.
Ab is se jo bachat hogi us se hum commeti dal k 1 chintoo candy kharidenge. :-D
Submitted in: Geo Or Jeenay Do Jokes
By: asif khan On: 3/23/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Mal-o-Daulat
Jab tum umeed se zyada Mal-o-Daulat jama karlo
.
To Mulk chhorh do ye tumhare haq main behtar hy
( Altaf bhai ) ka yom e tasis se khitab.
Submitted in: Geo Or Jeenay Do Jokes
By: Danish On: 3/20/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Tumhari Ek Nigah
Tumhari Ek Nigah Se Qatal Hote Hain Log FARAZ,
Ik Baar Zardari Ko Bhi Dekh Lo Meharbani Hogi..!!
Submitted in: Geo Or Jeenay Do Jokes
By: Sufi On: 3/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Raja says:
( Wednesday, April 29, 2009 )
Nice collection
Nabeel says:
( Monday, April 27, 2009 )
Wo konsa janwar he jis k sir par 50 sal
k bad baal nikalty hen or us ka moun
esa he jesy pighli hui mombti ?
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Btadun?
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Nawaz sharif!!
Danish says:
( Tuesday, March 31, 2009 )
Nice sharing bohat aala kya bt hai zabardast
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