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Pathan Jokes Statistics :
Total SMS in Pathan Jokes: 155
Total Members that contributed to Pathan Jokes: 22
Total Comment posted in Pathan Jokes: 12
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Pathan Jokes was last updated on: 2/2/2010 11:21:59 AM
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- khush khabri
Pathan on phone: Maa khush khabri hai
Maa: Bol beta
Pathan: Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye
Maa: Mubarak ho,beta hua ya beti
Pathan: Meri biwi ne dosri shadi karli..
Submitted in: Pathan Jokes
By: vishal On: 2/2/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Punjabi goes to chakla
Punjabi goes to chakla in PESHAWAR
Punjabi:koi maal dikhao
Pathan:ye 3 larka hy
Punjabi: koi larki nahi ha?
Pathan: Gun nikal k
O beghairat tum zina karege:-)
Submitted in: Pathan Jokes
By: Deewana On: 1/26/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Tabiyat kharab ho gai
Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha:
"R U Sick suffering from fever?"
pathan repliez
"No, I'm Muslman Suffering from peshawar,
Submitted in: Pathan Jokes
By: Bajaj On: 1/20/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Pathan Ko SMS
Ksi Ne Pathan Ko SMS Kya K
"Agr Tu Zaheen Hy To 200 ka Balance Bhej
Hoshyar Hy To 300 ka Bhej"
Pathan Ne 500 Ka Beja
Or Likha
Hm Zaheen B hy or Hoshiyar B :->
Submitted in: Pathan Jokes
By: Badshah On: 1/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Stars
Sardar ur phatan tent main soo rhe the
.
Sardar:
Tume kya nazar aa rha hy?
.
Phatan: Stars
.
Sardar:
Es ka kya mtlb hova
.
Phatan:
Aaj badal nhi hy Stars nazar aa rhe hai Barish nhi hogi
.
Sardar:
U Stupid..hamara tent chori ho gya hai
Submitted in: Pathan Jokes
By: Spider On: 1/10/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- April Fool Mnaya ?
DOST Pathan sy Aap ne April Fool Manaya ?
Pathan haan
Dost kis k 7 ?
Pathan BV k 7 ,
Hm ne 3 bar Talaq Dia Jb Wo Rone Lga to Hm bola April Fool.
Submitted in: Pathan Jokes
By: Kakun On: 1/7/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- 1 Udas Pathan
1 Aadmi ne 1 Udas Pathan se Pocha: Khan Sahab tum Q Udas ho?
Pathan: Aaj Hum ko N.W.F.P ka Matlab Pata Chal Gaya
Admi: Wo Kya?
Pathan: "No Women For Pathan".
Submitted in: Pathan Jokes
By: Dilip On: 1/4/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Friday
Womens Day per 1 Larki ne Pathan se kaha;
Ap ko Pata hy Aaj Womens Day hy?
Pathan ne Ghabra k Kaha:
Kamaal hy Jab hum Ghar sy Nikla tha tab to Friday tha
Submitted in: Pathan Jokes
By: Deewana On: 1/2/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Find the kid
Pathan: Aaj mere parrosyo ka bacha gum ho gya
Major Rohail: Phir tm ne kya kya?
Pathan: mei ne use kaha Google pe search kr lo
Submitted in: Pathan Jokes
By: ShahRukh Khan On: 1/1/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- NADRA
Phatan Apna Passport Bnwane Gya
Aur apni BV ka NIC le gya
.
Officer:
Apni BV ka NIC Q lye ho
Apna Q hi lae?
.
Phatan:
Kal Aap ne he to kaha tha k
NADRA ka le k ana
Submitted in: Pathan Jokes
By: Rooman Qamar On: 1/1/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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( Wednesday, August 12, 2009 )
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Sami says:
( Sunday, June 07, 2009 )
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RASHID AHMED says:
( Friday, May 22, 2009 )
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( Monday, April 27, 2009 )
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Khan says:
( Thursday, April 23, 2009 )
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Danish says:
( Thursday, April 16, 2009 )
Girl: mere pas aao, main tumhe tight sa hug dena chahti hun.
Pathan: oye Hugta to hum b tight wala hai,
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( Saturday, March 28, 2009 )
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Abdullah Haroon says:
( Friday, March 27, 2009 )
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viki says:
( Sunday, March 22, 2009 )
Phatan train me su su kr k aya
.
.
BV:
Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy?
.
Phatan:
Toilet mein likha hy
“Jisam ka koe b hesa bahir na nekale”
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( Sunday, March 22, 2009 )
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